Just when I thought I was going to be a responsible adult I spend the entire day eating junk food, smoking hookah, and editing my website.
My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND
dragons came back
killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde
and then if you needed money
you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel
and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now
So I heard it’s Earth Day
dlkfadfhbasdfhb I was messing around with webcam effects and this one made you glow whenever you moved
I was blinking really fast hoping it would make it look like my eyes were burning.
This is the dumbest picture of me in all creation.