how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
What the fuck is going on? - every guy confused by the whole friendzone thing
okay but how about FIRE MERMAIDS THAT LIVE IN LAVA
magma.. mermaids.. magmermaids???
What about this?
Now it’s just a matter of time until some idiots start claiming they were magmaids in a past life and that you need to respect them in their beauty and splendor as living proof of an ancient and noble race long forgotten.
(Source: jadebro, via ashenn0ir0se)
In a little less than 12 hours I’ll finally be heading to Gencon.
It seems strange to me how fine of a line there is to offending people these days.
“Colored People”: u racist fuck
"People of Color": wow so politically correct
“Queer”: omg bigoted ass monkey
"Genderqueer": yes u go equality hooah
“Making a sacrifice to the dark lord satan”: u pig fucker
"Having an abortion": hooray pro choice body autonomy lets all hug
Like did i miss a memo somewhere???